Lost Zimbabwe Jewish tribe confirms roots with guilt-trips, stay-at-home sons
Researchers have confirmed that Zimbabwe's Lemba people have ancient Jewish roots, with sons living at home until their 30s and worried mothers urging their adult children to dress more warmly and to finish their soup because people are starving in Africa. Meanwhile Robert Mugabe says he wants their Ark to "implode the British".
Zuma slams Palace Guards for mocking his grossly distended skull
President Jacob Zuma has accused Buckingham Palace guards of mocking his grotesquely distended skull by wearing long furry helmets whenever they accompanied him in public. Meanwhile doctors agree that the President's skull is still lengthening, largely as a result of him wedging his head up Julius Malema's bottom.
Ox-wagons could return as more manufacturers recall cars
As Chevrolet become the latest manufacturer, after Toyota, Honda, Ford and Nissan, to recall vehicles in 2010, a spokesperson for the Afrikaans Taal en Kultuur Vereniging, said his organisation's stand-point that the ox-wagon was phased out prematurely had been proved correct.
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